HOTTER THAN HELL HASH

HOTTER than HELL 10th ANAL HASH EVENT
Aug 3rd-5th 2018

How did this crazy weekend came to be:
Began one hot swampy summer day in July 2009. Porta John, Bi the Numbers, Wakes Me When it’s Over and Pussy Rican were enjoying their favorite beverage…..BEER! So Wakes Me decides he wants to hare a trail in the middle of the f***ing summer…and like typical Wakes Me, he bitched, and bitched, and bitched, cried, then bitched, that its hotter than hell in El Paso!! While Wakes Me and his fellow hashers, drank and drank some more, they thought of this FANTASTIC idea of having a hash with live music, BEER, food, BEER, and of course some more BEER. Now with all this beer, of course all the wankers will need a pool with boobs, beers, tits, dick, boobs, beer and so they said fuck it, let’s make it a campout…. These wankers also thought of the very wet, enticing tradition of crossing the river, while running from La Migra…… Sooo to make this long ass story short..
HOTTER THAN HELL HASH was born……
Here are the dirty details...
When: Aug 3rd-5th
Where: INFAMOUS Mesa Inn, 4151 North Mesa Street
August 3rd – FRIDAY PreLube to HTH PUB CRAWL - HAWAIIAN THEME (BRING OUT THE COCONUTS & DON'T FORGET YOUR LEIS!!!)
Point A:  TBD
Hares: Pinky & 1/4 Mile
Time: 7:00 p.m.; Hares out at 7:10 pm.
Price: $10
There will be two glorious trails

August 4th- HOTTER THAN HELL HASH - SWIM WEAR THEME (BRING YOUR BATHING SUITS AND BEACH TOWELS)
Point A: TBD
Hares: Porta John and Bi the Numbers
Time: 3 p.m, hares out 3:10 p.m.
Price: $10 bucks, we are feeding your faces with some meat (hence the extra $) No rego, just show up with a smile and an empty liver.
On-After- Mesa Inn, 4151 North Mesa Street, with live music by the Los 2027pm – 10pm
This is a potluck, bring a side dish. The hash will supply the main dish (hamburgers, hotdogs, hotlinks and chicken)
Party doesn’t stop when the band stops. There will be games, music, dancing, drinking, hot tub, swimming! Let’s have a blast!
August 5th- HTH Hangover Hash
Point A: Mesa Inn
Hares: Beer Battered and a Trusty Side Kick
Time: 10 a.m., hares out 10:10
Price: $5 bucks
CUM join us for HTH Hash 2018 !!