TEX-MEX 2018


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TEX-MEX INTERCOURSE FIESTA HASH!
“PATIENT ZERO 2018″
5 DAYS OF HASHING, PUB CRAWLING, COSTUMES, BEER, PRIZES, GAMES, SEX, GIMMIES AND MORE…..
If you would like to pay via www.PayPal.com, Chose the family & friends option, so we won’t get charged an extra fee. Please type your hash name on the notes section:) Use email  pinkslit_69@yahoo.com and e-mail your rego form with all that important info to Pink Slit.
Tex-Mex Intercourse Fiesta Hash is Jan 11-15, 2018
Yes hashers, near and far, it’s that time again.  TEX-MEX INTERCOURSE HASH FIESTA 2017 is coming and you’re invited.  It will again be held at the Mesa Inn Hotel (you know, the one with the 20 person hot tub that holds 50).
$HAMELESS COMMERCE $ECTION: $69.69 if postmarked by 10/31/17, $89.69 if postmarked by 11/30/17, $100.00 thereafter

SPECIAL DEAL : This is a non-refundable $35 deposit to hold my registration at the price in effect on the day this postmarked. I can pay the rest on arrival, or anytime between now and the Tex-Mex Intercourse Fiesta Hash
Hash Hotel Info:
Mesa Inn 4151 N. Mesa St.
El Paso, TX 79902
(915) 532-7911 (dial 0 to get front desk)
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SCHEDULE OF EVENTS:
Thursday, Jan 11th:
7 PM: Point A – Brass Monkey, 3233 N Mesa, Hares: PETERS OUT & MOM, White Chalk:) Bring your flashlights. Dress theme: Dress as your favorite virtus. Prizes for Most Creative, brightest and Sexiest costumes.
Friday, Jan 12th:
9 AM:  Point A: Mesa inn: BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE – Hares: TEACHER MADE ME CUM, COCKEYE & EVAPORATED MILF, Orange Chalk:)
1 PM:  Lunch: Rosa’s Cantina, 3454 Doniphan Dr.  (not included)
3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg!!!
3-5 PM: Registration – Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES:)
6-7 PM: Dinner @The Mesa Inn Ballroom
7:30 PM: DRESS THEME: DR, NURSES OR PATIENT! (with glitter all over your costume, hair, shoes, etc)PUB CRAWL TRAIL –  Point A is the Mesa Inn – Hares: PORTA JOHN & BI THE NUMBERS. Yellow Chalk:)
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Saturday, Jan 13th:
8 AM: Breakfast 8-10am @Mesa Inn Ballroom
9-10 AM: Late Registration (Wanker’s Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
10:00 AM: BEER MILE TRAIL – Point A is The Mesa Inn. Hares: USED RUBBER & LEEROY & STITCHES
10:35 AM; GROUP GROPE – Point A – The Mesa Inn out front by the Mesa Inn sign.
11:00 AM:  MEXico TRAIL – U- Haul leaves the Mesa Inn at 11:00 SHARP! to drive your drunk ass to Point A – Hare for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL – PUSSY WHIPT and HOSE HANDLER, Green Chalk:) You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail.
12:00 PM TEXAss TRAIL – U-haul leaves the Mesa Inn at 12:00 SHARP! To drive your drunk ass to Point A – Hares: SMEARME and HARDER THAN A 5TH GRADER, Blue Chalk:)
6-7 PM: Dinner @Mesa Inn Ballroom
8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom, DRESS THEME: NEON OUTFIT BLACK LIGHT GLOW PARTY! FOR ALL THE FALL OUT,  Live music by TBA.
10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Mrs TEX-MEX 2018!
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Sunday, Jan 14th:
8-10 AM: Breakfast @ Mesa Inn Ballroom
9:00 AM: Butt Scrabble – USED RUBBER and our crew will be the sharpie ASS artist! and Haberdashery TIME!!
10:30 AM: THE WORLD FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. U-haul leaves Mesa Inn at 10:30 SHARP! Hares: CHESTER THE CUM TARGET and SEMPER FAMILIA, White flour & Pink Chalk:)
12:30 PM: TURKEY TRAIL , 5-7 miles,U-haul leaves Mesa Inn at 12:30 p.m. SHARP!  Hares: BEER BATTERED and MARLEY IN ME. Purple chalk.
6-7 PM: The last Super at Mesa Inn Ball Room.
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Mon Jan 15th:
10 AM:  HANGOVER TRAIL YA’LL!!! Point A: Mesa Inn, Hares: PINK SLIT & BI THE NUMBERS.
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CONTACT PHONE NUMBERS – PINK SLIT 915-373-6181, PORTA JOHN 915-252-5646 and BI THE NUMBERS 915-539-5711